• skylarduquette:

    "no" is too serious

    "nope" is too casual

    "nah" is just right

    "Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

    (Source: memespice, via humorking)

  • cramp:

    chipsandbeermag:

    Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

    save your children

  • friskatwerket:

    battlepope:

    raise the roof

    you had the opportunity to say “raise the hoof” and you didn’t take it

    (Source: cute-overload, via surprisebitch)

  • brendonboydburie:

    only 100 in 5 weeks

    man her game is weak

    (Source: livsparkers, via dorkiestprincess)

  • “so what are you learning in math at the moment?”

    that’s a good question

    (via kates-not-here)